go north for duck skin, go south for pig skin
2005-06-09

I have not been writing lately because I have been busy making Important Life Decisions, which are quite possibly stupid but I plan to stick to as resolve in and of itself is something positive. (I am sure there are many instances proving me wrong, but my mind immediately came up with "Hitler!" which is just incredibly lame. Hitler proves nothing.

The really important thing I must do NOW is do laundry and find out whether those bronze bikini tops are still on sale. Procrastination, ruiner of man and woman.

I should really find out how much two bags of old clothes are worth so I can get a tax deduction from Goodwill, but is it really worth spending my precious precious time on, especially when Iron Chef is on?

P.S. Is this stupid? Yes, it is. If you want to write privately then you should write in a medium that is easily hidden, preferably in a bodily orifice, like a small notebook or on the back of receipts. Not in a large electronic medium where it is easy for all and sundry to find your writings, on purpose or because they think you have mannequin porn. And it is probably not a good idea to let all of your deep feelings about friends, family, and acquaintances fly. Although I do want to tell K. that she's a HORRIBLE CUNT AND I HATE HER. Oh and it's your fault if you read this, you disgusting mongoloid.