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2006-03-11 - er yes uh huh
2006-03-10 - hi mark
2006-02-28 - diaryland fighting
2006-02-16 - i laughed i cried it was better than "Cats"
2006-02-10 - william shatner fighting jesus in heaven
2006-02-09 - my day
2006-02-04 - g. will understand this - all others, I AM AN ASSHOLE!
2006-02-04 - lj detox
2006-01-29 - how come paul giamatti can eat a donut, motherfucker!
2006-01-15 - I need that coffee table so I can kick it Anita Brookner style
2006-01-11 - braniff believe it
2006-01-02 - i spent my new year's in the basement with the coat check boy
2005-12-26 - me not write well
2005-12-20 - -
2005-12-19 - the plain fact is that you owe me eight grand
2005-12-16 - insert hitler smiley here
2005-12-07 - a long way baby
2005-12-01 - a or an universal?
2005-11-22 - more bitchery time
2005-11-21 - i have a beef with a fruity minister
2005-11-20 - diaries are for wangst
2005-11-14 - living in shame
2005-11-03 - the last entry for now
2005-10-30 - Brooklyn Lager, the spookiest beer of all
2005-10-28 - carry a hockey stick wherever you go
2005-10-24 - guess what this is an excuse for
2005-10-23 - an excuse for an entry
2005-10-19 - for fuck's sake
2005-10-17 - incongruous
2005-10-16 - the quest to watch every show on tv ever for hours on end
2005-10-13 - in England they spell it "paedo"
2005-10-10 - you're turning violet, Violet
2005-10-06 - forgive me, I have crap wine to drink
2005-10-03 - God wants me to pay my rent, biyotch
2005-10-01 - shut your mouth
2005-09-29 - I'm a master of American thought
2005-09-22 - master tropes vs. Master Shake
2005-09-18 - history lesson!
2005-09-14 - hey hey this is awkward!
2005-09-11 - indie the actor's studio is ultra horrifying
2005-09-09 - sitting on a gold mine of knowledge
2005-09-06 - they died because Giuliani was not there to rule them
2005-09-05 - might as well rage because everybody thinks I'm insane already
2005-09-02 - i really just want a goal in life
2005-09-01 - UH OH i suddenly got all self righteous
2005-08-30 - my christian odyssey
2005-08-24 - dock of the bay
2005-08-22 - Netflix of old
2005-08-21 - reading is fundamental!(ly stupid)
2005-08-16 - skip this if you are uninterested in weeklies
2005-08-13 - in honor of my lapsed diaryland membership
2005-08-07 - snapshot entry
2005-08-02 - the secret of my name revealed!
2005-07-31 - it's your birthday happy birthday happy birthday boy or girl!
2005-07-29 - this diary is worthless w/o CELEBRITY CAMEOS!
2005-07-26 - in other news
2005-07-25 - liking koyaanisqatsi is not self-indulgent and pretentious
2005-07-24 - I'm trying to think again, bear with me
2005-07-20 - PRANCE FOR YOUR LIFE!
2005-07-18 - APOCALYPSE!
2005-07-16 - my TRIUMPH in the GAME OF LIFE!
2005-07-15 - ROCK scissors paper ROCK! (now with more cockrockery!)
2005-07-11 - I need to get a fat ass and a cat
2005-07-10 - free from the clutches of poseidon
2005-07-01 - my klassy anger
2005-06-28 - santayana was WRONG
2005-06-26 - hot birdlove
2005-06-23 - My story of FAME! (involving my teeth)
2005-06-22 - I am smarter than the entire style section
2005-06-22 - young hearts run free!
2005-06-20 - wipe that smile off your face
2005-06-19 - IT WAS YEEEEEW!
2005-06-14 - the purpose of going anywhere is to brag about it later
2005-06-12 - fielding nerds suck
2005-06-11 - what i did on my summer vacation
2005-06-09 - go north for duck skin, go south for pig skin
2005-06-07 - placeholder
2005-06-02 - the project continues
2005-06-01 - P.'s boyfriend would dislike this a whole lot I'm thinking
2005-05-30 - kickin' summer off!
2005-05-29 - mary ellis bunim mother of american literature
2005-05-25 - realizing the excitement words can create
2005-05-23 - my couture lifestyle
2005-05-19 - The school OF LIFE!
2005-05-19 - time weighs heavy on my hands
2005-05-17 - don't LOOK AT ME
2005-05-14 - Vampires! So cool!
2005-05-11 - What do YOU want, Will Riker?
2005-05-09 - my new inamorata
2005-05-06 - michael heseltine - still alive? this shocks and annoys me
2005-05-02 - VERMIN!
2005-04-28 - never to know the SECRET OF THE BEES
2005-04-24 - this is the most action packed entry ever
2005-04-19 - some drama down in here
2005-04-17 - your whiteness may vary
2005-04-14 - cruel to be kind
2005-04-11 - Buy me a tee
2005-04-10 - peeps are the thing about spring
2005-04-07 - oooh Ignatius Reilly!
2005-04-05 - you have three weeks to fuck up your life for my benefit
2005-04-04 - i'm a disgusting bitch!
2005-04-03 - time for bed
2005-03-31 - i am disappointed with all being
2005-03-30 - my biological clock goes off with a BANG!
2005-03-28 - hip hop hooray
2005-03-21 - wordsworth fucking sucks yall
2005-03-20 - scary meat made me sick
2005-03-13 - weekend update
2005-03-03 - my art project striking a blow for freedom
2005-02-24 - I STILL HATE YOUR GUTS! Waah!
2005-03-18 - It had to be done
2005-02-17 - Oscar time!
2005-02-16 - You ok there, Maggie?
2005-02-15 - I'm whining about the INTERNET!
2005-02-11 - I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU
2005-02-08 - pick me nigel...TO LIVE!!!!!
2005-02-01 - piracy scourge of the seven seas
2005-01-27 - the internet gives us access to everyone!
2005-01-26 - a story involving nuns
2005-01-21 - ooooooooh no
2005-01-21 - ooooooooh no
2005-01-18 - hooray!
2005-01-14 - rain rain go away
2005-01-12 - not in a nasty way you freaks
2005-01-10 - at least they didn't pick "Wipe Out"
2005-01-10 - blech blargh sick noises
2005-01-03 - start the new year "right"
2004-12-30 - now I have the literary rage
2004-12-29 - the saddest part is the part with the peanut
2004-12-28 - A for effort
2004-12-27 - Can you handle the power of this picture? I think not!
2004-12-26 - do they know
2004-12-25 - merry christmas!
2004-12-24 - i am scared of trolling now
2004-12-22 - i have THE RAGE
2004-12-22 - learn to read
2004-12-21 - christmastime is here
2004-12-17 - -
2004-12-16 - first I say this entry is like Bridget Jones' Diary and then it just kind of dies, you are warned
2004-12-14 - did you spell that right Tamra
2004-12-12 - freedom!
2004-12-10 - from the midwest
2004-12-06 - variety is dead and i can't stop crying
2004-12-03 - there's a club if you've got to go
2004-12-01 - all sorts of crazy
2004-11-30 - not doing a statement
2004-11-29 - the tapeworm part is my new positive mantra
2004-11-26 - I didn't really have the chupacabra's baby (only because I haven't seen the movie yet)
2004-11-24 - thanksgiving rush
2004-11-22 - David Souter is a cutie!
2004-11-19 - my amazing discovery
2004-11-15 - charity begins at ,000
2004-11-14 - i really do have better things to do, I SWEAR
2004-11-11 - there was no incest in Ender's Game, if you must know
2004-11-09 - and when they're northern
2004-11-08 - baby birdies
2004-11-04 - the plague, jake, the plague
2004-11-03 - I, political analyst
2004-11-02 - and in a close race...
2004-11-02 - in honor of the past halloween...
2004-10-29 - and it's flap! flap! flap! salvation from the sky...
2004-10-27 - vote Bush or DIE!
2004-10-26 - The Sad Continuum
2004-10-24 - fuggly
2004-10-22 - buttons!
2004-10-18 - was hadley his name?
2004-10-13 - it's what made America fat
2004-10-11 - let's put a dancing bear...ON ICE!
2004-10-09 - never too late to ride those rails
2004-10-07 - foxy
2004-10-04 - the snot of damocles
2004-09-29 - seeing starz!
2004-09-26 - mmmm shopping
2004-09-23 - I, powerful misunderstood dork loner
2004-09-21 - the key to all knowledge IS MINE
2004-09-20 - bad habits
2004-09-18 - I want to be a cookbook editor too
2004-09-15 - Going to hell for laughing at this
2004-09-14 - it says "put up a picture of an eagle shedding a single tear"
2004-09-11 - Celebrity sighting, roach sighting
2004-09-08 - the hand of God
2004-09-03 - I, (non)participant
2004-08-22 - I also have achieved the American dream
2004-08-18 - a living mannequin
2004-08-17 - the cover is pink/hot pink/has a pair of legs, a martini glass, or a ring
2004-08-16 - the master race
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