wipe that smile off your face
2005-06-20

I haven't been being very positive lately with my writing. Which is bad, Rosie O'Donnell said it can give you cancer. Here's some things to put a big fat smile on your face:

1. Just ordered Wilkie Collins's No Name
2. have obtained bronze bikini top which makes me look slightly like Princess Leia

How could Jabba the Hutt be sexually attracted to Princess Leia? They were totally different sizes and shapes. If there were other Hutts, would they think he was a pervert, just like we do with people who fuck goats?

3. I found the best painting in the world and if I was not outrageously near my credit limit already I would buy it
4. THERE'S A HIGH-QUALITY POSTER

It doesn't take much, does it?