Going to hell for laughing at this
2004-09-15

This is about the tackiest thing ever. Did you know that Ground Zero wasn't only the site of horrific slaughter and destruction - it was also the site of hidden treasure which you can now own in coin form? I'm surprised they're not selling Holocaust memorial coins made from dead Jews' gold fillings. Those Nazis left a treasure behind in the teeth, yo.

Speaking of Jews, happy new year all you guys! By which I mean G. I almost forgot about it myself, since there was no special plum sauce to remind me it was coming up.