the plain fact is that you owe me eight grand
2005-12-19

In respnse to G.:

One of my professors said I wrote very well, but:

1. I heard this 2nd-hand
2. alcohol was involved
3. there was probably a derogatory clause missing that the person who told me was nice enough to leave out

Plus I doubt he was in love with me seeing as he had a genius wife and (rumored) genius offspring, whom I never saw so I can't judge.

PLUS HE HAD $8,000. AND I COULD USE IT!