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2005-12-20

Run down of "Nip/Tuck" episode I'm watching:

Right now some crazed dude born without a dick is menacing the surgeons, since he must "liberate them from beauty" which involves romping around their surgery room while tying the poor surgeons up to their surgery tables Christ-on-the-cross-style and chopping off their fingers! Meanwhile, a white supremacist and his daughter kidnapped one of the surgeon's sons and his tranny friend and is busy trying to cut off the son's man bits with a boxcutter! Oh, now he's forcing the son to cut off his own dick at gunpoint! Oh, now the cockless dude is cutting OFF THE SURGEON'S HAND WITH A DRILL! OH NOW THE SON IS GOING TO CUT OFF THE TRANNY'S DICK!

Wait, now the cockless dude is doing the same "cut off your own bits or your friend dies" act that the white supremacist did.

I forgot the scene where the British lady sado-cop did her act on the mistaken suspect, a lesbian who was visiting sperm banks and kept a large dildo in her room. She tried to elicit a confession by rubbing her tits against the subject!

OK - the rundown - the tranny lost his cock, but the already-cockless dude was magically shot dead right before one of the very interchangable surgeons cut off his hand with a power drill.

Oh, I'm going to bed. I can't handle any more glorious mutilation!