I also have achieved the American dream
2004-08-22

I now also have a new camera phone, paid for with money I don't really, well, have or anything. It's cool, though, because now I won't ever have to forego an opportunity to snap a picture of a poster of Bill O'Reilly's head with a swastika carved into the forehead. It didn't come that way, someone put the swastika in. Anyway this phone doesn't have a ringtone for "Hall of the Mountain King," which I always used before to convey the image of a creepy pervert through the magic of my cell phone. It was actually way too tinny to be genuinely scary. Now I'm going to have to settle for "You Dropped A Bomb On Me."