at least they didn't pick "Wipe Out"
2005-01-10

Oh, this is going to make P. angry...

When tragedy strikes, we all try to help out in some way. Some of us give money or goods to charity. Some of us give up our time to search for lost ones, or even fly halfway across the world to tend to the sick and injured.

But these are not the real heroes. You might have thought so, but YOU WOULD BE WRONG.

THE REAL HEROES ARE THE ONES WHO ARE REMAKING "TEARS IN HEAVEN" AS A CHARITY SINGLE.

Two questions:

1. I know it's for CHARITY but isn't that a little wee bit on the "fuck yes" side of the Tacky-o-meter?
and
2. Can you put in the toilet-flush-esque "wave" effect from "My Heart Will Go On" at the end of the new "Tears"? For the full effect? Ooooh, it's so sad!

Anyway, it's doubly enraging because people have given, and given, and given, and the world still couldn't avoid a charity single.

There are people dying
But if you care enough for the living
Please don't buy a goddamn charity retread of "Tears in Heaven"