VERMIN!
2005-05-02

Uuuuugh, just overheard Laura Bush telling jokes on the TV. Who thought she was funny? Can't her husband smack her around for sassing his ass? He did once drive the car into the garage wall when she dared to criticize him, after all. But if he did it now, he would alleviete not only his suffering, BUT THE SUFFERING OF OTHERS.

As a woman I am insulted. I thought that The Perfect Woman only had to breed, control her childlike husband, and suffer under the iron rule of said husband's mother, but apparently she has to do variety acts as well.

Ugh, I just saw a particularly large and stripy dead bug. What a nice homecoming. Must remind self to clean room, then move out of it permanently.